Blonde Boy

[Intro - Daphne]
What If I told you
That I knew a girl
That was blonde
And his name?
Jessy, why be a brunette?
Jessy, why be a brunette?

[Verse 1 - Daphne]
Intoxicating fumes
Lavender shampoo
(Lavender, lavender, l-l-lavender)

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Been through some bad shit
And I stirred some havoc
Now my only solace
Is in looking so damn flawless

[Chorus]
Why be a brunette?
Why be a brunette?
Why be a brunette?
Why be a brunette?

[Verse 2 - The Head]
Walking down the street, it’s all I see
People turn around and they’re looking at me
I’m the next Lady Gaga, Poppy, and Madonna
They say they wanna hate, but I know they masturbate
To my blonde locks, head shots, looking hot not from a box
Take my picture, baby, I don’t want you to stop
Got my hot tits, sun-kissed, baby, I’m a blonde bitch
You can run along, you’re just mad because I’m blonde

[Pre-Chorus 2 - Daphne]
Captivating hues
I’m more lavish than you
(Lavish than, lavish than)
No longer a sad bitch
While you’re still looking tragic
It’s my only promise
Yeah, I’m looking so damn flawless

[Chorus - Both]
I’m blonde
I’m blonde
I’m blonde
I’m blonde
Why be a brunette?
Why be a brunette?
Why be a brunette?
Why be a brunette?

[Outro - Daphne]
Blondes are so much better
Blondes are so much better