Redneck Mother

[Verse 1]
He was born in Oklahoma
His wife's name is Betty Jo Thelma Liz
He's not responsible for what he's doin'
His mother made him what he is

[Chorus]
And it's up against the wall, redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well
He's thirty-four and drinkin' in them honky tonks
Just kickin' hippies' asses and raisin' hell

[Verse 2]
Well you know, he sure likes to drink that Lone Star beer
And he chases it down with Wild Turkey bourbon liquor
He's got a '57 GMC pickup truck
With a gun rack and "I'd rather be a roper than a doper" bumper sticker

[Chorus]
And it's up against the wall, redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well
He's thirty-four and drinkin' in them honky tonks
Just kickin' hippies' asses and raisin' hell

[Bridge]
M is for the mud flaps she gave me for my pickup truck
O is for the oil I put in my pickup truck, drain it out, and dip my sheep in it
T is for Dolly Parton
H is for Haggard
E is for Eggs
R is for Redneck

[Chorus]
It's up against the wall, redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well
He's thirty-four and drinkin' in them honky tonks
Kickin' hippies' asses and raisin' hell

[Outro]
Well it's up against the wall, redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well
He's thirty-four and drinkin' in them honky tonks
He's just kickin' hippies' asses and raisin' hell
He's just kickin' hippies' asses and raisin' hell
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, U-S-A