Jeremiah Peabody’s Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills

[Verse 1]
Do you have that rundown feelin', does your head go reelin'?
Are you nervous, jumpy or on the edge?
Is it neuritis, neuralgia, a head cold or stress?
Or maybe it's your sinus drainage

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Do you have tired blood, beriberi?
Or maybe you're a little overweight?
You better make some correction in all this infection
Just send in one dollar ninety eight

[Chrous]
Get ridda that runny nose (sniiiff), that naggin' cough (cough), That sneeze (achoo), that wheeze (gasp) and other injuries
Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills
Take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated
Quick-dissolvin', fast-actin'
Pleasant-tastin' green and purple pills
Oh yeah!

[Verse 2]
Well, it won't upset your stomach, it's good for arthiritis
It soothes all your aches and pains
Get ridda those hammers in your head; don't be a hyprakrondriac
Start feelin' better again

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Clear up that fungus amongus;
It's good for every ailment, includin' water on the knee
And it's guaranteed to be just what you need
For quick, fast, speedy relief

[Chorus]
Get ridda that runny nose (sniiiff), that naggin' cough (cough), That sneeze (achoo), that wheeze (gasp) and other injuries
Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills
Take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated
Quick-dissolvin', fast-actin'
Pleasant-tastin' green and purple pills

[Outro]
Oh, yeah! Little green and purple pills
Oh, yeah, little green and purple pills