Great Big Stupid World
Well we worship at the Shroud of Elvis
And we're waiting for the money from Ed McMann
And we're drinking from the Perrier fountain of youth
While we follow what the daily horoscope sayin'
Taking lethal doses of MTV
Delving into pet psychiatry
Trying to treat cancer with the fruit juice cure
And waiting for the Beatles' reunion tour
Cuz it's a great big stupid world
And we're feeling kinda queasy as it turns around
A great big stupid world
And we're never really sure if we're up or down
We're on a dirt clod out in space
Where it stops nobody knows
If Jesus came back today
They'd try to book him on the Oprah Winfrey show!
Cuz it's a great big stupid
Great big stupid
Great big stupid world
Well we're hot on the trail of Bigfoot
And we're wearing the crystals to feel the power
And we're hoping that the creatures from outer space
Come to set us free in that final hour
Trying to tell the future from the lumps on our heads
Getting melanoma from our tanning beds
Channelling Houdini with Shirley McClain
And trying to figure out what the dolphins are saying.
Cuz it's a great big stupid world
And we're feeling kinda queasy as it churns around
A great big stupid world
And we're never really sure if we're up or down
We're on a dirt clod out in space
Where it stops nobody knows
If Jesus came back today
They'd try to book him on the Oprah Winfrey show!
Cuz it's a great big stupid
Great big stupid
Great big stupid world
Well it's a great big stupid world
dum dum dum dum dum
Baby, it's a stupid world
Well we're studying the National Enquirer
Is it true Sunny Bono is the Antichrist?
We debate if TV wrestling is really a sport
While we're testing rock and roll and its effect on mice
Bonding with our little computer screens
Getting anorexic on our Lean Cuisines
Turning plastic surgeons into millionaires
'Til everybody finally gets to look like Cher!
It's a great big stupid world
And we're feeling kinda queasy as it churns around
A great big stupid world
And we're never really sure if we're up or down
Well it's a great big stupid world
dum dum dum dum dum
Baby, it's a stupid world
Talk about stupid, talk about stupid, talk about stupid
World