Cheeto Christ Stupid-Czar

You're acting quite bizarre
Ruling like a loon behind your twitter avatar
Of all your recent antics
This latest one's a pearl
Now it seems you think you're God
Okay, whatever gurl

Your crazy's on full display
Wish you'd just go away
Take a vacay hun, I hear
That Greenland's nice this time of year

Dreaming of walls while the
Stock market falls
And now you're shaming the Jews
You say you're the chosen one and
I know what you mean
Chosen by the Russian Kremlin in 2016
When will this maniacal Messiah complex pass?
I hereby order you to get your
Head out of your ass

And just keep selling us
Lies and attacking allies
Go on, you king of fake news

Why are you still talking?
It's making me nauseous
Everything you say is bullshit
Yes, everything's lies

And delete all your socials tonight

When it comes to bible study he's way behind
He can't walk on water or
Give sight to the blind
But he can change a falsehood to
A fact with his mind
When they crucify him in the
News he starts trippin'
And he kind of speaks in tongues
When his dentures start slipping

Cheeto Christ cheeto Christ
He's like if Jesus were pumpkin-spiced

Cheeto Christ stupid-Czar
Mad tangerine colored commissar

Ow! He prefers profanity to biblical psalms
But he can stop a
Hurricane with nuclear bombs (Ooh)
He's praised by his disciples
Though they've all been misled
And somehow he brought Mitch McConnell
Back from the dead (Ew)

He golfs on Sundays so at
Church he's not in attendance
And he makes 25 seem like
The Christmas of ammendments
He calls himself the second coming
Oy what a dunce (Gurl)
But according to these pornstars he
Cannot even come once

Don't you get it wrong
(Don't you get it wrong)
Don't you get it wrong
(Don't you get it wrong now)
Give him what he wants now
(Give him what he wants) don't get it wrong
(Don't get it wrong) cheeto Christ
Cheeto Christ
He's like if Jesus were pumpkin-spiced

Cheeto Christ stupid-Czar
Mad tangerine colored commissar

Don't you get it wrong cheeto Christ
Don't you get it wrong cheeto Christ
Let me hear you sing now
Sells out his country when he's enticed
Don't get it wrong

Cheeto Christ stupid-Czar
Who in the hell do you think you are?