Millennial Auto-Retard
Randy Prozac
We're both wearing
The exact same clothes
And we have the same haircut
And we have the same shoes
We pretend not to notice
We look at our phones
Neither of us realize
We're a couple of clones
We are different
And we are elite
We both just posted
The exact samе tweet
Being in style
Means sеtting the standard
Now i feel
That i am being pandered
My boyfriend comes back
And goes to the wrong girl
He can't tell the difference
I'm the one with the curls
Now i can't tell
Which one is she?
I look in the mirror
Is it her? is it me?
I go to the front
To check the retina scan
But then i forget
Because i have no attention span