R.A. Meets A.R. (Skit)

[Intro]
[R.A.] What's up, Mr. A.R., man, yo, my stuff's been getting mad props lately, so, what do you say about that record deal we've been talking about?
[A.R.] Well, R.A., can I call you Rugged Man? We listened to the stuff and it's a little too offensive, I don't think we can you at this time!
[R.A.] What?! Where's my chainsaw? Give me my chainsaw!
[A.R.] Nonono! Wait a minute!
[R.A.] I'll chop ya fuckin' head off! I'll fuckin' kill you!
[A.R.] Help me!
[R.A.] Oh well, next label...