Master of Melody

When I got to Mt. Everest Lane
I parked the car in the pouring rain
I waited there for an hour or two
Became worried what happened to you

So I decided to pass the time
Got out the pad and wrote some lines
And cause you took so long
I had the chance to write this song

Master of Melody
Master of Melody

I was infuriated. She works for Arista
Ow! A splinter! I was infuriated
She works for Arista. Ow! A splinter!
I was infuriated. She works for Arista
Ow! A splinter! I was infuriated

She treats the music business
Like it knows what to do
'Bout how to make good music
What does money have to do with

Master of Melody
Master of Melody

Then I saw you come out of the house
An umbrella protecting your blouse
As you got in the car, I yelled:
"Where have you been?"

You said you were listening to
A new tape by Kajagoogoo

(I was infuriated. She works for Arista. Ow! A splinter!)