If I Was Wealthy Again

I'd take a glass of cold scotch in my hand
My boys would polish my cars
If I was like other men
If I was wealthy again

I'd never answer the phone anymore
I'd rent a store just to shop
If I was like other men
If I was wealthy again

If I was rich, I'd have so much to do
If I had loot I would give some to you
I'd keep some too

If I weren't sick, then my head would feel good
If I was rich it would feel as it should
I know it would

I'd make a living room gleam with romance
I'd purchase everything in the world
If I was like other men
If I was wealthy again
If I was like other men
Was I ever before, I wish I knew
Could I have been wealthy back then?