He’s Nuts

He never hitched no ride on American roads
He never stooped so low just to carry his loads
He's a rock 'n' roll poot in a matching suit
He's nuts
He's nuts

He never had no name but his daddy was cool
He never got the jokes concerning his tool
He's a rock 'n' roll poot with a song to boot
He's nuts
He's nuts

He never cleans his plate cause his mummy is gay
He never sees no fun when his friends come to play
He's a rock 'n' roll poot with a little bit o' loot
He's nuts
Whoa he's nuts