Blues For Cathy Taylor

Boo hoo always
Cathy taylor where are you
What are you doing to me
Met a little girl in a diner over in queens
She couldn't take her eyes off what was in my jeans
No you get the wrong idea, i was only thirteen
And she just turned on 12 and
Spotted the rabbit's foot in my pocket

Cathy taylor where are you
What are you doing to me, roomie

Met a cute chick at the airport over in rome
She couldn't take her eyes off what was in my comb
No you get the wrong idea, it was not grease
My comb looked like it was dipped in coke
But it must've been like 3 decades of dandruff

Betty crocker where are you
What are you doing to me tonight

Boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo always

Cathy taylor where'd you go
What are you doing to me tonight

Met a little girl in the unemployment line
She couldn't take her eyes off my sexy behind
No you get the wrong idea, somebody attached spreadbeavershotsofsekaonmyseat
I hope they give me my check
I need to pay somebody to organize my wardrobe

Linda lovelace where'd you go
What are you doing to me
Met a real fox over at the bar just now
I begged her to give me some advice of just
How to get off this stage
How to get off this stage
How to get off this stage

Maggie thatcher where are you
What are you doing to me