Kevin Paccashio

Back when I was in the seventh grade
We used to live on, um, Beaumont Drive
1100 Beaumont Drive
And I used to take the bus to school every day
To Brooks Junior High
Which was about twenty minutes away

Anyway, at the beginning of the school year
I used to sit at the back of the bus
And there was this older kid:
He was, um, a lot bigger than I was
His name was Kevin Paccashio

And, uh, he used to, um, tease me on the bus
He used to call me names
And every time I got on the bus, every day, you know
He came with it, every time
I just wanted to run and hide every time I saw him
So one day I decided I'd had enough, you know
He wasn't going to bully me any longer
Because he never seemed to get tired of it
So I said, uh, one day, well, you know
You can't do that, you know, you can't do that
Anymore
I'm not, I'm not having it
And he was like, "Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about
It?"
And I said, "Well, you know, what've I got to do," you
Know what I mean
When I got off at my bus stop
He was going to get off on my bus stop
And that meant that we were going to have a fight

So here's me, this scrawny little seventh-grade
Student
And this guy Kevin (Kevin, Kevin), he was in ninth
Grade
He was about three times as big as I was
And he was going to pummel me
Now, you see, I knew this:
I knew there was no way that I could beat this guy
Up
I knew I didn't have a chance in hell
But I'd sort of made my bed, so I had to sleep in it
'Course, everybody gets off the bus to watch as well
Which makes it even more sort of humiliating
So we get off the bus
And on my front yard
It's me and this guy, Kevin

And then he punches me
And, let me tell you, it hurt
(Heh, heh, heh, oh.)
And he punched me a few more times, and finally i was
On the ground
And he was on top of me, and he had me in a headlock
And he just punched me in the face
And punched me again and punched me a few more times
And about that time I was seeing stars
And, um, I think there was blood all over my face
Bloody nose, and, um
I think he lost interest
Um, and so he just left - left me in a bloody heap on
The ground
And I just laid there
With my older brother Troy looking on
(Heh, heh, heh, heh.)
Thanks a lot for the help, Troy
And I just walked into my house and cleaned myself
Up

Next day, got on the bus
He didn't say anything to me
Next day, nothing
And he never bullied me again
Never said anything to me again
So I guess it was worth getting my ass kicked (heh)
On that day
(Heh, heh, heh, heh - x4)