Grand Opening

Yeah, that's right!
You know what I'm talking about
Welcome to my store!
If you's hungry
If you need to clean your house
If you need to get rid of a mouse
Welcome to my grand opening, y'all!
Grand opening!
Grand opening!
Grand opening!

Got some chicken faggots
Chicken faggots on sale for you
They was 85 penny but now they only 69
One of my favorite prices
I like it
You know what I'm sayin'?
Grand opening!
Grand opening!

You get a free set of ballpoint pens in blue
You know what I'm saying?
Neck bone! Gravy!
Semi-skimmed milk on special
Only 39p
Welcome to my grand opening, y'all!
Grand opening!
Grand opening!
Grand opening!

Aisle 9, we got a special on frozen peas, y'all
Green Giant
That ain't no lie
Frozen peas, frozen peas, frozen peas
Grand opening!
Grand opening!
Grand opening!
Grand opening!
Grand opening!