Sex Tapes

He's looking at you, kid
It was gonna leak eventually, so eventually it did
And bad news travels fast indeed
In minutes, half the country will be stiff
Stiff inside their pants

All the editors are hard
All the journalists are wet
All the boys are jerking off in private on the internet

The manager is sweating
The parents smoking cigarettes
And it doesn't matter if the vision shatters
It's the nudity, and much is understood
(And much is understood, and much is understood)
And it better be, fucking better be, it better be good
And she looks hungry
Run that tape
Yeah, she looks starving in that limelight
In that sickly green, she might have been
A girl I know, a place I've seen

Now all the editors are hard
And all the journalists are wet
And all the boys are jerking off in private on the internet
Now all the editors are hard
And all the journalists are wet
And all the boys are jerking off in private on the internet

Between the sweat and the silhouette
Between the drink and the regret
Have your fill but don't forget
Everyone's naked
Somewhere on the internet
Somewhere on the internet

The Jonas generation's got rings wrapped 'round their dicks
The whole world waits with patience for one them boys to slip
Reflected
Directed
By one simple fact
Be careful what you're looking at because it might be looking back
Reflected
Directed
By one simple fact
Be careful what you're looking at because it might be looking back
Be careful what you're looking at because it might be looking back

And in that sickly green, she might have been
A girl I know or a place I've seen
And in that sickly green, she might have been
A fantasy that I've foreseen

Yeah
Get it off, get it off online
Get it off, get it on, get it off online
In that sickly green, she might have been
A girl I know or a place I've seen

A girl I know or a place I've seen