Fried Chicken N' Thighs (Excerpt from Commissary Kitchen)

Correction officers were corrupt as
Shit there was a
Whole prostitution ring happening
In the prison
I guess you could say the inmates were
The pimps and the COs were
The hookers a lot of the inmates in
There – they got game they're from
The hood, they'll be talking that shit
And the girls that work there
They're from the hood too
(most of them) so they'll
Be feeling the inmates

Not all of them were into prostitution
Some would just have sex
With the inmates for free but
The ones who were
Down to prostitute had a whole
System to it the way they got paid was the
Inmates would have their
Family send money through Western Union
Then the inmates would pay
The COs and they'd get busy
In there and they'll
Be having sex everywhere in the jail
In all kinds of places it's a power thing
Though for the inmates
Especially when you feel like you
Have no power in prison

If you find one of them female prison
Guards who was down to fuck
You could get whatever you want
From her after that ‘Cause they'll
Sneak all kinds of stuff over to you then:
Extra food, cigarettes
Whatever at least until they got caught

When I was in there
Somebody had just gotten locked up one of the
Officers got locked up for having sex
With an inmate in the shower
And the reason they got
Caught is because some other
Inmate snitched fucked up, right?

I had a favorite CO
But I ain't fuck her her name was
Officer Butz imagine that? Butz and her
Ass was real nice too she was cute as far
As I knew, Butz wasn't
About sex with inmates
Especially not for money
She was good people but she
Was a little flirt and
Shit she would call me in the bubble and show
Me pictures on her phone of
Her and her girls at
The beach in bikinis i was like okay nice
Butz

One night Butz called me out to the
Bubble it's a bulletproof glass bubble
Where the CO sit's and then outside
Of that is a hallway, and then it's
Two dorms on each side of the hall
So the CO is never in
The dorm, and we'd be in there
Dolo so when you need help
The CO is way out there rikers Island
Is dangerous because of that alone
One night after chow, Butz called me out to
The bubble over the microphone i come out
And she buzzed the door to the bubble i walk
To the open doorway, and she's like, "Come
Inside" She reaches in her pocket and I'm
Like, What the fuck?" In there, she had two
Pieces of fried chicken wrapped
In brown paper towels
From the bathroom she was like, "Here
Eat up boy"

I only had one piece of
Chicken from chow that night
Everybody always only got one piece
They'd put it in the
Little window for you and walk
Away so here come Butz
With two more pieces i was like, "Oh shit
Good looking" Word she hooked me up

I should've fucked her for that alone because
I was hungry as hell i didn't
Though pussy wasn't worth
Stretching my sentence
Or getting Butz in trouble
So I ate the two pieces
Of chicken and walked out
From commissary kitchen: my infamous prison
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