The Sukiyaki Syndrome

-Waiter! Waiter! I'd like a sukiyaki
-You rike a sukiyaki? What kind of sukiyaki?
-Any sukiyaki you have
-Many suiyaki we have. Ahh...
Tokyo Sukiyaki, Osaka Sukiyaki, Yokohama Sukiyaki, Nagasaki Sukiyaki
-Well, what's a Nagasaki Sukiyaki?
-A kind of sukiyaki with the Hirohito Haki
-I want a Nagasaki Sukiyaki
-Oki doki! Nagasaki Sukiyaki no more. Ahh...

-Waiter! Waiter! I'd like a sukiyaki
-You rike a sukiyaki? What kind of sukiyaki?
-Any sukiyaki you've got
-Many sukiyaki we've got. Ahh...
Tokyo Sukiyaki, Osaka Sukiyaki, Yokohama Sukiyaki
-Well, what's a Yokohama Sukiyaki?
-A kind of sukiyaki with the Aizu Masumaki
-I want a Yokohama Sukiyaki
-Oki doki! Yokohama Sukiyaki no more. Ahh...

-Waiter! Waiter! I'd like a sukiyaki
-You rike a sukiyaki? What kind of sukiyaki?
-Any sukiyaki there is
-Many sukiyaki there is. Ahh....
Tokyo Sukiyaki, Osaka Sukiyaki
-Well, what do you mean Osaka Sukiyaki?
-A kind of sukiyaki with the Okamutu Kaki
-I wanna have Osaka Sukiyaki
-Oki doki! Osaka Sukiyaki no more. Ah...
-Osaka Sukiyaki no more?
-Ah...

-Waiter! Waiter! I'd like a sukiyaki
-You rike a sukiyaki? What kind of sukiyaki?
-Any sukiyaki you say
-Many sukiyaki we say. Ahh....
Tokyo Sukiyaki!
-Well, what do you mean a Tokyo sukiyaki?
-A kind of Sukiyaki with the Itzishita Taki
-I wanna have a Tokyo Sukiyaki
-Oki doki! Tokyo Sukiyaki no more. Ah...

-Ah...
-Ahh, ahh!
-Ahh!
-Uhhh!!

-Waiter! Waiter! I'd like a sukiyaki
-You rike a sukiyaki? What kind of sukiyaki?
-Any sukiyaki at all!
-Many Sukiyaki at all. Ah...
Special Sukiyaki!
-Well, what do you mean a Special Sukiyaki?
-A kind of Sukiyaki- Um, that's a mix of:
Tokyo Sukiyaki with the Itzishita Taki
Osaka Sukiyaki with the Okamutu Kaki
Yokohama Sukiyaki with the Aizu Masumaki
Nagasaki Sukiyaki with the Hirohito Haki!
-Well, well, well, well, alright!
I wanna have that Special Sukiyaki...
-Oki doki! Ah, Special Sukiyaki for one?
Ah... Sorry, but the kitchen is gone!