Doin' as I Seen on My TV

When I was a child staring at the tube
I saw sex, violence and death on the news
One day I saw the Duke kill someone
Daddy said don't worry boy, they're just acting son

All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
Like them actors I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame

Doin' as I see on my TV
Doin' as I see on my TV

Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?
Would you respect me more if I took my life?
I tried to act and my career just flopped
So I beat up my neighbors and I got on "Cops"

All I want's a millions bucks from somebody
Somebody pay a million bucks to me

I could shoot and rape and kill
And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please?

Doin' as I see on my TV
Doin' as I see on my TV

I'd even do a porno flick, like all them Hollywood chicks
I'm doin' it as I see on my TV

Took my girl to rent a porno movie
I thought that it'd be kinda groovy
I thought that'd this impress my lover
And there she was right on the cover!

All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
I'm a man I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame

Doin' as I see on my TV
Doin' as I see on my TV

Hell I'd even do a porno flick, like my hero Rocky did

Doin' as I see on my TV

Whistling, gargling

I am not aware!