Dirty Harry and the Thunderbolts

As it spun around and around,
I thought to myself this is quite amazing
Perhaps they would be justified in laughing
If this was a scene from naked gun part III
I think I'll go home now
Where all of my possessions are safe
And I can rely on no one to mess up my stuff but me
And I'll be the first one to start the trend
Where we treat our modes of transportation as friends
This means 10-w-40
This week's record
This means recognizing a name
And treating it as if it were human
I'll personify
I will live to ride
Ride to live.