Family of Six

I'd like to think that I
Could have a deer in sight
And pull the trigger

Oh what a time to be alive
Yea what a time to cross my fingers

What if Arizona
Was right next to the ocean?
What if I wasn’t a bitch?

If a mountain was a canyon
If I was a mechanic
And a gaslight was something I fixed

Remember when they told ya
It gets better when you're older
Well for now I still feel like a kid

'Cause if ya never showed me Bambi
I could breathe instead of panic
I’d provide for a family six

I'd like to think
I could have fought in Vietnam
If I was told to

Cross my heart
I swear to God, I hope to die
I'll tell the whole truth

If it's cold on the equator
I was never motivated by
All this guilt

If the Arctic is a hot tub
And arson is the right stuff
To mend every bridge that I've built

You just gotta believe me
If I tell you anything
I haven't told a lie

In a really long timel

Last night I started crying
In the kitchen
I was eating
I'm an overly sensitive guy

And I think…
Well It doesn't really matter what I think
Throw the whole thing at it throw the kitchen sink
Never mind I take it back I was just kidding

I swear
Man I’m sorry I forget where I was going there
Where the hell we go next? I don’t even care
But if they ain't splitting checks I ain’t eating there!

I'm scared to think I'll end up
Making up my mind
And learn the hard way

That everything
Comes with a price
Every decision starts a new thing

If hell is freezing over
There's a devil on my shoulder
In an anorak jacket

Says the sun and stars and moon
Are all revolving around you
If you wanna eat a cake and have it

As sure as changing seasons
There’s an angel labeled reason
Drawing lines in the sand

Says whatever you decide
Won't really impact our survival
Close ur eyes and do the best that u can