From the Mouth of Elmer McCurdy

Death.
That's when things got off to a better start.
One wild ride from a coffin to movie parts.
Hanging out with the Six Million Dollar Man.
It's all about side showbiz, play the roles deadpan.
Yeah you can!

Tests conclusive, the scientist agrees:
dummy's not a dummy but a mummy
that is very very crummy
and is indeed Oklahoma badman,
eaten coins like a Pac-Man,
with a world-class tan,
Skeletor's saying he's fam.

Gunslinging, nitro-swingin', rock the brain mundane.
Train robbing, heartstopping, rock the brain mundane.
Money-making, body breaking, rock the brain mundane.
Vincent Pricing, roller-skating, rock that brain to entertain.

From the Mouth

Gunslinging, nitro-swingin', rock the brain mundane.
Train robbing, heartstopping, rock the brain mundane.
Money-making, body breaking, rock the brain mundane.
Vincent Pricing, roller-skating, rock that brain to entertain.
Me minus mouth finally found a home sweet home
to rest them bones under a red rose and two feet of
concrete. But where did I go? Well, that's for me to know
and for you to find out.

From the Mouth
From the Mouth"