Oh, What a Time!

The only man i ever loved
Died two thousand years before
I could ask him to a show
And say "i really think we should go"
The costumes are supplied
I think you'll agree
I said "the leading man was good"
You said "he acted like he should
But with a script like that
Who would not succeed?"
And we go out for some drinks
You said "zach what do you think of these?"
And i said "jesus christ put those f*cking things away
I'm trying to eat"
And i walk you to your door
So we can talk for a little more
What a show, what a night, what a time
But when you lean in for that kiss
I'll say "god i don't think i can do it"