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MMO and RPG
And other games with fantasy
MOBA and some RTT
I love playing strategy
Jump ‘n run and beat ‘em up
Some quick games to play non-stop
Point and click and adventure
Gets quite boring when they’re slower
Rhythm and arcade
GG and well played
Hack and slash and FPS
I hate that stuff cause I suck ass
I’d rather play some cuter stuff
Like Pokemon with Jigglypuff

First Quest: talk to the gnome!
But he doesn’t seem to be home?
Ridе, ride your horse through the dangеrous forest
Only to discover that he again left…
Aaargh!

So I guess I’ll check online
I wanna unplug
The arcade for what I saw
The reason the gnome didn’t spawn
Was a bug!

Oh, what’s this? Seems to be a minigame
Shoot the cat! Shoot the cat!
A loaded slingshot, perfect aim
Hit! You shot the cat
Arrgh! Get off me!
Debuff, Bleed plus 2!
Aaahh fuck! This can’t be!
Rage plus 10!
Damage blocked
Headshot, Combo
Achievement unlocked!
I’m going all in!
You win!

MMO and RPG
And other games with fantasy
MOBA and some RTT
I love playing strategy
Jump ‘n run and beat ‘em up
Some quick games to play non-stop
Point and click and adventure
Gets quite boring when they’re slower
Rhythm and arcade
GG and well played
Hack and slash and FPS
I hate that stuff cause I suck ass
I’d rather play some cuter stuff
Like Pokemon with Jigglypuff
Fuck the work I wanna play
Games with my cool friend all day