Chicks&dicks

Oh, it feels so great –so tender
First-rate – I surrender
Smooth skin everywhere –I’m randy
Not a single hair – hard candy
Landing strip – I don’t mind
Wet lips – Take me from behind
Triangular shape – That’s fine
Naked on videotape – Be mine

I am here at this party cause I know there will be hot chicks
I am here at this party cause I know I will get some dicks
I am neatly shaven, so soft, so smooth
Tonight I’ll fuck my penis off and I have no ruth

Oh, it feels so great –so tender
First-rate – I surrender
Smooth skin everywhere –I’m randy
Not a single hair – hard candy
Landing strip – I don’t mind
Wet lips – Take me from behind
Triangular shape – That’s fine
Naked on videotape – Be mine

Nothing’s worse than perfectly removing it
But then not getting a chance for my penis to fit
Into a vagina because there were no hot girls
So for nothing at all I removed all the curls

Emo guys like blood in bed
Beatdown guys like brutal sex
And I am a whore
To everyone who is into electronicore

Oh, it feels so great –so tender
First-rate – I surrender
Smooth skin everywhere –I’m randy
Not a single hair – hard candy
Landing strip – I don’t mind
Wet lips – Take me from behind
Triangular shape – That’s fine
Naked on videotape – Be mine

Now my skin is itchy and swollen and red
For no one and nothing, no chick in my bed
The perfect feeling for only one night before they grow back
Now I’m unsatisfied, still horny and scratching my itchy ballsack