Never Had One

[Intro]
You can't ring me
Asking where I am
About I need to be on stage right now
And I ain't spoken to you ever before
Are you stupid?!
Listen!
(Are you ready?!)

[Hook]
I ain't got a manager, I've never had one
I ain't got a manager, I didn't want one
The promoters wanna book me
Chat to me, or don't chat to no one
I ain't got a manager, I've never had one
I ain't got a manager, I didn't want one
The promoters wanna book me
Chat to me, or don't chat to no one

[Verse 1]
Oi, I don't like this business
Everybody thinks they're high in the business
But ain't got a clue what to do with
An artist like me, some of them ain't even studied business (yeah, what, you wanna make me?)
You gotta buy me a car to control this business
Twenty grand minimum, and if you don't wanna
D'you know what? (what?)
You can mind your business (yeah)
Or get placed on the hitlist
Up to you really, cos I don't do business
Promoters are like "whose artist is this?
Can we get him 'cause this guy's the business?"
If we ain't spoke and my name's on a flyer
I'll come with guys like "whose rave is this?"
You'll be like "please, do it, I'll pay ya"
And I'll be like "well, do you know what a gib is?"

[Hook]
I ain't got a manager, I've never had one
I ain't got a manager, I didn't want one
The promoters wanna book me
Chat to me, or don't chat to no one
I ain't got a manager, I've never had one
I ain't got a manager, I didn't want one
The promoters wanna book me
Chat to me, or don't chat to no one

[Verse 2]
Oi, I always get this problem
Wannabe managers causing problems
Promoter's expecting me to turn up
But I don't 'cause I'm at a brethrens near Cofton (uh?)
You wanna manage me?
'Buy me a car' is an only option
Twenty grand minimum, and if you
Ain't got that then managing
Me's not an option (nope!)
Or we can have a problem
Up to you, 'cause to me it's really not a problem
Promoters are like "He's sick all the time
If we don't get him then I think we've got a problem"
If we ain't spoke and my name's on a flyer
I won't turn up 'til I got a gib from them
You'll be like "please, I ain't got much"
And I'll be like "well, that's your problem" (bruv)

[Hook]
I ain't got a manager, I've never had one (nah)
I ain't got a manager, I didn't want one (nah)
The promoters wanna book me (listen)
Chat to me, or don't chat to no one (no one)
I ain't got a manager, I've never had one (never)
I ain't got a manager, I didn't want one (didn't)
The promoters wanna book me
Chat to me, or don't chat to no one (nah)

[Verse 3]
I can't take this issue
It's not even me that makes it an issue
Wannabe manager talking the talk
Now me and his promoter, he has got an issue
"What, you wanna manage me?"
That means that money cannot be an issue
I want a car, twenty grand minimum
Otherwise you can naff off
Cos I ain't gonna miss you (shut up!)
Or we can have an issue
Put you in a headlock, I ain't gonna diss you
Promoters are like "we need him
Rewind's out next week
He's in the next issue"
If we ain't spoke and my name's on a flyer
I'll ring Blacks like "I've got an issue" (haha)
Then we'll come to your rave
Hands will fly, there'll be
A lot of red tissue (BOY!)

[Hook]
I ain't got a manager, I've never had one
I ain't got a manager, I didn't want one
The promoters wanna book me
Chat to me, or don't chat to no one
I ain't got a manager, I've never had one
I ain't got a manager, I didn't want one
The promoters wanna book me
Chat to me, or don't chat to no one

[Outro]
No one, no one at all
I don't care what he said to you
Yeah? You listen to me bruv
Ring my phone, or shut up!
Simple