Tree Pounder

Call my buddies and tell em to meet at first light
We’re goin fishin’ in the morning it just feels right
Man that boat lookin real nice can’t wait to have a fight on the deck where I’m keepin’ that line tight
All my buddies know I wanna go pro
They always laugh and say yeah good luck bro
It’s ticking me off and I’m so sick of their scoffs
Im catchin’ fat girls daily but they keep breaking off
Once I caught a fish it was the size of a stump
Had a brown color like an old rusty truck
No one believe me, Looks are deceiving, You prolly caught a tree why aren’t you perceiving

Tree Pounder
Felt like a bass, felt like a cat, I don’t like that
No
Tree Pounder
I lost my bait for goodness sakes, Hey it’s still a great day
Uh

Lady on the bank screaming you look stuck
I say nah lady it’s the size of a truck
She waved her hands at me and said good luck
Hey Thanks lady it’s about to come up
Bubbles at the surface and what do I see
A big fuckin’ tree, So I dropped to my knees
I scream why God made a fool outta me
I’m never gonna make it as the next KVD

Tree Pounder
Felt like a bass, felt like a cat, I don’t like that
No
Tree Pounder
I lost my bait for goodness sakes, Hey it’s still a great day
Uh

Logs, stumps, branches, trees
Can’t catch a fish but I’m feelin’ free
Wood, bark, timber, and tears
Can’t catch a fish but I sure can drink a beer
Can’t catch a fish but I sure can catch a buzz

Tree Pounder
Felt like a bass, felt like a cat, I don’t like that
No
Tree Pounder
I lost my bait for goodness sakes, Hey it’s still a great day