Heaven Is a Halfpipe
Mattew Meschery, John Edney, Geoff Turney
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now heaven would be a DJ
Spinning dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus packing my bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
And while the world is warring
We'll just sit back and laugh at you
Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now when most people think of heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Well we're all gonna have a ball
And everyone you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls
Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it
And then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You gotta a list here that doesn't end
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teaching any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
You think I really care that I miss my Biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you gots to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz, got the skillz, got the skillz
Heaven is a halfpipe
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
If I die before I wake
Si muero antes de despertar
At least in heaven I can skate
Al menos en el cielo puedo patinar
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Porque ahora mismo en la tierra no puedo hacer nada
Without the man up on my back
Sin el hombre en mi espalda
Now heaven would be a DJ
Ahora el cielo sería un DJ
Spinning dub all night long
Poniendo dub toda la noche
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
Y el cielo sería simplemente relajarse
With Jesus packing my bong
Con Jesús llenando mi bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
Y si no crees en Jesús y Mahoma o Buda también
And while the world is warring
Y mientras el mundo está en guerra
We'll just sit back and laugh at you
Nosotros simplemente nos sentaremos y nos reiremos de ti
Singing
Cantando
If I die before I wake
Si muero antes de despertar
At least in heaven I can skate
Al menos en el cielo puedo patinar
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Porque ahora mismo en la tierra no puedo hacer nada
Without the man up on my back
Sin el hombre en mi espalda
Now when most people think of heaven
Ahora cuando la mayoría de la gente piensa en el cielo
They see those pearly gates
Ven esas puertas de perlas
But I looked a little closer
Pero miré un poco más cerca
And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"
Y hay un letrero que dice "No Patinar"
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Así que si quieres venir a mi cielo
Well we're all gonna have a ball
Bueno, todos vamos a pasarla bien
And everyone you know is welcome
Y todos los que conoces son bienvenidos
'Cause we got no gates or walls
Porque no tenemos puertas ni muros
Singing
Cantando
If I die before I wake
Si muero antes de despertar
At least in heaven I can skate
Al menos en el cielo puedo patinar
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Porque ahora mismo en la tierra no puedo hacer nada
Without the man fucking with it
Sin el hombre jodiendo con ello
And then I got to the gate
Y luego llegué a la puerta
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
Saqué una lista que había estado llamando destino
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
Lo siento amigo, no puedes entrar
You gotta a list here that doesn't end
Tienes una lista aquí que no termina
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
Estás enfadado porque fumo hierba
You teaching any classes in how to cope
¿Das alguna clase sobre cómo lidiar?
I'll find a place to rest my head
Encontraré un lugar para descansar mi cabeza
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Prefiero estar solo ahora que estoy muerto
Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
Como Christian Hossoi allá por el 87'
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
Estaremos haciendo aéreos de Cristo hasta que lleguemos al cielo
You think I really care that I miss my Biology
¿Crees que realmente me importa que me perdí mi Biología?
Got my education in stale fishology
Obtuve mi educación en stale fishology
With all your rules you gots to chill
Con todas tus reglas tienes que relajarte
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Voy a retorcerme como Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
Voy a retorcerme porque tengo las habilidades
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz, got the skillz, got the skillz
Voy a retorcerme porque tengo las habilidades, tengo las habilidades, tengo las habilidades
Heaven is a halfpipe
El cielo es un halfpipe
If I die before I wake
Si muero antes de despertar
At least in heaven I can skate
Al menos en el cielo puedo patinar
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Porque ahora mismo en la tierra no puedo hacer nada
Without the man up on my back
Sin el hombre en mi espalda
If I die before I wake
Si muero antes de despertar
At least in heaven I can skate
Al menos en el cielo puedo patinar
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Porque ahora mismo en la tierra no puedo hacer nada
Without the man fucking with it
Sin el hombre jodiendo con ello
If I die before I wake
Si muero antes de despertar
At least in heaven I can skate
Al menos en el cielo puedo patinar
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Porque ahora mismo en la tierra no puedo hacer nada
Without the man up on my back
Sin el hombre en mi espalda
If I die before I wake
Si muero antes de despertar
At least in heaven I can skate
Al menos en el cielo puedo patinar
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Porque ahora mismo en la tierra no puedo hacer nada
Without the man fucking with it
Sin el hombre jodiendo con ello
If I die before I wake
Si muero antes de despertar
At least in heaven I can skate
Al menos en el cielo puedo patinar
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Porque ahora mismo en la tierra no puedo hacer nada
If I die before I wake
Se eu morrer antes de acordar
At least in heaven I can skate
Pelo menos no céu eu posso andar de skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Porque agora na terra eu não posso fazer nada
Without the man up on my back
Sem o homem nas minhas costas
Now heaven would be a DJ
Agora o céu seria um DJ
Spinning dub all night long
Tocando dub a noite toda
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
E o céu seria apenas relaxar
With Jesus packing my bong
Com Jesus preparando meu bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
E se você não acredita em Jesus e Maomé ou Buda também
And while the world is warring
E enquanto o mundo está em guerra
We'll just sit back and laugh at you
Nós apenas sentaremos e riremos de você
Singing
Cantando
If I die before I wake
Se eu morrer antes de acordar
At least in heaven I can skate
Pelo menos no céu eu posso andar de skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Porque agora na terra eu não posso fazer nada
Without the man up on my back
Sem o homem nas minhas costas
Now when most people think of heaven
Agora, quando a maioria das pessoas pensa no céu
They see those pearly gates
Eles veem aqueles portões perolados
But I looked a little closer
Mas eu olhei um pouco mais de perto
And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"
E há uma placa que diz "Não Ande de Skate"
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Então, se você quiser vir para o meu céu
Well we're all gonna have a ball
Bem, todos nós vamos nos divertir
And everyone you know is welcome
E todos que você conhece são bem-vindos
'Cause we got no gates or walls
Porque não temos portões ou paredes
Singing
Cantando
If I die before I wake
Se eu morrer antes de acordar
At least in heaven I can skate
Pelo menos no céu eu posso andar de skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Porque agora na terra eu não posso fazer nada
Without the man fucking with it
Sem o homem mexendo com isso
And then I got to the gate
E então eu cheguei ao portão
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
Puxei uma lista que eu chamava de destino
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
Desculpe amigo, você não pode entrar
You gotta a list here that doesn't end
Você tem uma lista aqui que não acaba
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
Você está bravo porque eu fumo maconha
You teaching any classes in how to cope
Você está ensinando alguma aula sobre como lidar
I'll find a place to rest my head
Eu vou encontrar um lugar para descansar minha cabeça
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Prefiro estar sozinho agora que estou morto
Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
Como Christian Hossoi lá em 87'
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
Vamos estar fazendo manobras aéreas de Cristo até chegarmos ao céu
You think I really care that I miss my Biology
Você acha que eu realmente me importo que eu perdi minha Biologia
Got my education in stale fishology
Recebi minha educação em stale fishology
With all your rules you gots to chill
Com todas as suas regras, você tem que relaxar
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Vou me torcer como Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
Vou me torcer porque tenho habilidades
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz, got the skillz, got the skillz
Vou me torcer porque tenho habilidades, tenho habilidades, tenho habilidades
Heaven is a halfpipe
O céu é uma halfpipe
If I die before I wake
Se eu morrer antes de acordar
At least in heaven I can skate
Pelo menos no céu eu posso andar de skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Porque agora na terra eu não posso fazer nada
Without the man up on my back
Sem o homem nas minhas costas
If I die before I wake
Se eu morrer antes de acordar
At least in heaven I can skate
Pelo menos no céu eu posso andar de skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Porque agora na terra eu não posso fazer nada
Without the man fucking with it
Sem o homem mexendo com isso
If I die before I wake
Se eu morrer antes de acordar
At least in heaven I can skate
Pelo menos no céu eu posso andar de skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Porque agora na terra eu não posso fazer nada
Without the man up on my back
Sem o homem nas minhas costas
If I die before I wake
Se eu morrer antes de acordar
At least in heaven I can skate
Pelo menos no céu eu posso andar de skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Porque agora na terra eu não posso fazer nada
Without the man fucking with it
Sem o homem mexendo com isso
If I die before I wake
Se eu morrer antes de acordar
At least in heaven I can skate
Pelo menos no céu eu posso andar de skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Porque agora na terra eu não posso fazer nada
If I die before I wake
Si je meurs avant de me réveiller
At least in heaven I can skate
Au moins au ciel je peux faire du skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Car en ce moment sur terre je ne peux rien faire
Without the man up on my back
Sans l'homme sur mon dos
Now heaven would be a DJ
Maintenant, le ciel serait un DJ
Spinning dub all night long
Faisant tourner du dub toute la nuit
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
Et le ciel serait juste de se détendre
With Jesus packing my bong
Avec Jésus qui prépare mon bang
And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
Et si tu ne crois pas en Jésus et Mohammed ou Bouddha aussi
And while the world is warring
Et pendant que le monde est en guerre
We'll just sit back and laugh at you
On se contentera de s'asseoir et de rire de toi
Singing
En chantant
If I die before I wake
Si je meurs avant de me réveiller
At least in heaven I can skate
Au moins au ciel je peux faire du skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Car en ce moment sur terre je ne peux rien faire
Without the man up on my back
Sans l'homme sur mon dos
Now when most people think of heaven
Maintenant, quand la plupart des gens pensent au ciel
They see those pearly gates
Ils voient ces portes de perles
But I looked a little closer
Mais j'ai regardé un peu plus près
And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"
Et il y a un panneau qui dit "Ne pas faire de skate"
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Alors si tu veux venir dans mon ciel
Well we're all gonna have a ball
Eh bien, on va tous s'amuser
And everyone you know is welcome
Et tout le monde que tu connais est le bienvenu
'Cause we got no gates or walls
Parce qu'on n'a pas de portes ou de murs
Singing
En chantant
If I die before I wake
Si je meurs avant de me réveiller
At least in heaven I can skate
Au moins au ciel je peux faire du skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Car en ce moment sur terre je ne peux rien faire
Without the man fucking with it
Sans l'homme qui interfère
And then I got to the gate
Et puis je suis arrivé à la porte
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
J'ai sorti une liste que j'appelais le destin
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
Je suis désolé mon ami tu ne peux pas entrer
You gotta a list here that doesn't end
Tu as une liste ici qui ne finit pas
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
Tu es en colère parce que je fume de la dope
You teaching any classes in how to cope
Tu donnes des cours sur comment faire face
I'll find a place to rest my head
Je trouverai un endroit pour reposer ma tête
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Je préfère être seul maintenant que je suis mort
Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
Comme Christian Hossoi en 87'
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
On va faire des Christ air's jusqu'à ce qu'on arrive au ciel
You think I really care that I miss my Biology
Tu penses que je m'en fiche de rater ma biologie
Got my education in stale fishology
J'ai eu mon éducation en stale fishology
With all your rules you gots to chill
Avec toutes tes règles tu dois te détendre
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Je vais faire un twist out comme Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
Je vais faire un twist out parce que j'ai les compétences
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz, got the skillz, got the skillz
Je vais faire un twist out parce que j'ai les compétences, j'ai les compétences, j'ai les compétences
Heaven is a halfpipe
Le ciel est un demi-tube
If I die before I wake
Si je meurs avant de me réveiller
At least in heaven I can skate
Au moins au ciel je peux faire du skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Car en ce moment sur terre je ne peux rien faire
Without the man up on my back
Sans l'homme sur mon dos
If I die before I wake
Si je meurs avant de me réveiller
At least in heaven I can skate
Au moins au ciel je peux faire du skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Car en ce moment sur terre je ne peux rien faire
Without the man fucking with it
Sans l'homme qui interfère
If I die before I wake
Si je meurs avant de me réveiller
At least in heaven I can skate
Au moins au ciel je peux faire du skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Car en ce moment sur terre je ne peux rien faire
Without the man up on my back
Sans l'homme sur mon dos
If I die before I wake
Si je meurs avant de me réveiller
At least in heaven I can skate
Au moins au ciel je peux faire du skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Car en ce moment sur terre je ne peux rien faire
Without the man fucking with it
Sans l'homme qui interfère
If I die before I wake
Si je meurs avant de me réveiller
At least in heaven I can skate
Au moins au ciel je peux faire du skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Car en ce moment sur terre je ne peux rien faire
If I die before I wake
Wenn ich sterbe, bevor ich aufwache
At least in heaven I can skate
Immerhin kann ich im Himmel skaten
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Denn gerade jetzt auf der Erde kann ich nichts tun
Without the man up on my back
Ohne den Mann auf meinem Rücken
Now heaven would be a DJ
Nun, der Himmel wäre ein DJ
Spinning dub all night long
Die ganze Nacht Dub auflegen
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
Und der Himmel wäre einfach nur entspannt
With Jesus packing my bong
Mit Jesus, der meine Bong packt
And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
Und wenn du nicht an Jesus und Mohammed oder Buddha glaubst
And while the world is warring
Und während die Welt Krieg führt
We'll just sit back and laugh at you
Werden wir einfach nur zurücklehnen und über dich lachen
Singing
Singen
If I die before I wake
Wenn ich sterbe, bevor ich aufwache
At least in heaven I can skate
Immerhin kann ich im Himmel skaten
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Denn gerade jetzt auf der Erde kann ich nichts tun
Without the man up on my back
Ohne den Mann auf meinem Rücken
Now when most people think of heaven
Jetzt, wenn die meisten Leute an den Himmel denken
They see those pearly gates
Sie sehen diese perlweißen Tore
But I looked a little closer
Aber ich habe genauer hingesehen
And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"
Und da ist ein Schild, auf dem steht „Nicht skaten“
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Also, wenn du in meinen Himmel kommen willst
Well we're all gonna have a ball
Nun, wir werden alle Spaß haben
And everyone you know is welcome
Und jeder, den du kennst, ist willkommen
'Cause we got no gates or walls
Denn wir haben keine Tore oder Mauern
Singing
Singen
If I die before I wake
Wenn ich sterbe, bevor ich aufwache
At least in heaven I can skate
Immerhin kann ich im Himmel skaten
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Denn gerade jetzt auf der Erde kann ich nichts tun
Without the man fucking with it
Ohne dass der Mann sich einmischt
And then I got to the gate
Und dann kam ich zum Tor
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
Zog eine Liste heraus, die ich Schicksal nannte
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
Es tut mir leid, Freund, du kannst nicht rein
You gotta a list here that doesn't end
Du hast hier eine Liste, die kein Ende hat
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
Du bist sauer, weil ich Dope rauche
You teaching any classes in how to cope
Unterrichtest du irgendwelche Kurse, wie man damit umgeht?
I'll find a place to rest my head
Ich werde einen Platz finden, um meinen Kopf auszuruhen
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Ich wäre lieber allein, jetzt, wo ich tot bin
Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
Wie Christian Hossoi schon 1987
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
Wir werden Christ Air's machen, bis wir in den Himmel kommen
You think I really care that I miss my Biology
Glaubst du, es kümmert mich wirklich, dass ich meine Biologie verpasse?
Got my education in stale fishology
Habe meine Ausbildung in Stale Fishology
With all your rules you gots to chill
Mit all deinen Regeln musst du dich entspannen
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Ich werde ausflippen wie Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
Ich werde ausflippen, weil ich die Fähigkeiten habe
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz, got the skillz, got the skillz
Ich werde ausflippen, weil ich die Fähigkeiten habe, die Fähigkeiten, die Fähigkeiten
Heaven is a halfpipe
Der Himmel ist eine Halfpipe
If I die before I wake
Wenn ich sterbe, bevor ich aufwache
At least in heaven I can skate
Immerhin kann ich im Himmel skaten
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Denn gerade jetzt auf der Erde kann ich nichts tun
Without the man up on my back
Ohne den Mann auf meinem Rücken
If I die before I wake
Wenn ich sterbe, bevor ich aufwache
At least in heaven I can skate
Immerhin kann ich im Himmel skaten
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Denn gerade jetzt auf der Erde kann ich nichts tun
Without the man fucking with it
Ohne dass der Mann sich einmischt
If I die before I wake
Wenn ich sterbe, bevor ich aufwache
At least in heaven I can skate
Immerhin kann ich im Himmel skaten
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Denn gerade jetzt auf der Erde kann ich nichts tun
Without the man up on my back
Ohne den Mann auf meinem Rücken
If I die before I wake
Wenn ich sterbe, bevor ich aufwache
At least in heaven I can skate
Immerhin kann ich im Himmel skaten
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Denn gerade jetzt auf der Erde kann ich nichts tun
Without the man fucking with it
Ohne dass der Mann sich einmischt
If I die before I wake
Wenn ich sterbe, bevor ich aufwache
At least in heaven I can skate
Immerhin kann ich im Himmel skaten
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Denn gerade jetzt auf der Erde kann ich nichts tun
If I die before I wake
Se muoio prima di svegliarmi
At least in heaven I can skate
Almeno in cielo posso pattinare
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Perché adesso sulla terra non posso fare un cazzo
Without the man up on my back
Senza l'uomo sulla mia schiena
Now heaven would be a DJ
Ora il cielo sarebbe un DJ
Spinning dub all night long
Che suona dub tutta la notte
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
E il cielo sarebbe solo rilassarsi
With Jesus packing my bong
Con Gesù che riempie la mia pipa
And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
E se non credi in Gesù e Maometto o Buddha
And while the world is warring
E mentre il mondo è in guerra
We'll just sit back and laugh at you
Noi ci siederemo e rideremo di te
Singing
Cantando
If I die before I wake
Se muoio prima di svegliarmi
At least in heaven I can skate
Almeno in cielo posso pattinare
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Perché adesso sulla terra non posso fare un cazzo
Without the man up on my back
Senza l'uomo sulla mia schiena
Now when most people think of heaven
Ora quando la maggior parte delle persone pensa al cielo
They see those pearly gates
Vedono quei cancelli di perle
But I looked a little closer
Ma ho guardato un po' più da vicino
And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"
E c'è un cartello che dice "Non Pattinare"
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Quindi se vuoi venire nel mio cielo
Well we're all gonna have a ball
Beh, ci divertiremo tutti
And everyone you know is welcome
E tutti quelli che conosci sono i benvenuti
'Cause we got no gates or walls
Perché non abbiamo cancelli o muri
Singing
Cantando
If I die before I wake
Se muoio prima di svegliarmi
At least in heaven I can skate
Almeno in cielo posso pattinare
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Perché adesso sulla terra non posso fare un cazzo
Without the man fucking with it
Senza l'uomo che se ne frega
And then I got to the gate
E poi sono arrivato al cancello
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
Ho tirato fuori una lista che chiamavo destino
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
Mi dispiace amico, non puoi entrare
You gotta a list here that doesn't end
Hai una lista qui che non finisce
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
Sei arrabbiato perché fumo erba
You teaching any classes in how to cope
Insegnerai qualche lezione su come affrontare
I'll find a place to rest my head
Troverò un posto dove riposare la mia testa
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Preferirei essere solo ora che sono morto
Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
Come Christian Hossoi nel lontano 87'
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
Staremo facendo Christ air's fino a quando non arriveremo in cielo
You think I really care that I miss my Biology
Pensi che mi importi davvero di aver perso la mia Biologia
Got my education in stale fishology
Ho avuto la mia educazione in stale fishology
With all your rules you gots to chill
Con tutte le tue regole devi rilassarti
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Sto per girare come Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
Sto per girare perché ho le abilità
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz, got the skillz, got the skillz
Sto per girare perché ho le abilità, ho le abilità, ho le abilità
Heaven is a halfpipe
Il cielo è un halfpipe
If I die before I wake
Se muoio prima di svegliarmi
At least in heaven I can skate
Almeno in cielo posso pattinare
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Perché adesso sulla terra non posso fare un cazzo
Without the man up on my back
Senza l'uomo sulla mia schiena
If I die before I wake
Se muoio prima di svegliarmi
At least in heaven I can skate
Almeno in cielo posso pattinare
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Perché adesso sulla terra non posso fare un cazzo
Without the man fucking with it
Senza l'uomo che se ne frega
If I die before I wake
Se muoio prima di svegliarmi
At least in heaven I can skate
Almeno in cielo posso pattinare
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Perché adesso sulla terra non posso fare un cazzo
Without the man up on my back
Senza l'uomo sulla mia schiena
If I die before I wake
Se muoio prima di svegliarmi
At least in heaven I can skate
Almeno in cielo posso pattinare
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Perché adesso sulla terra non posso fare un cazzo
Without the man fucking with it
Senza l'uomo che se ne frega
If I die before I wake
Se muoio prima di svegliarmi
At least in heaven I can skate
Almeno in cielo posso pattinare
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Perché adesso sulla terra non posso fare un cazzo
If I die before I wake
Jika aku mati sebelum aku bangun
At least in heaven I can skate
Setidaknya di surga aku bisa bermain skateboard
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Karena sekarang di bumi aku tidak bisa melakukan apa-apa
Without the man up on my back
Tanpa orang itu di belakangku
Now heaven would be a DJ
Sekarang surga akan menjadi seorang DJ
Spinning dub all night long
Memutar dub sepanjang malam
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
Dan surga akan hanya bersantai
With Jesus packing my bong
Dengan Yesus mengisi bongku
And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
Dan jika kamu tidak percaya pada Yesus dan Mohammed atau Buddha juga
And while the world is warring
Dan sementara dunia sedang berperang
We'll just sit back and laugh at you
Kita hanya akan duduk dan tertawa pada kalian
Singing
Menyanyi
If I die before I wake
Jika aku mati sebelum aku bangun
At least in heaven I can skate
Setidaknya di surga aku bisa bermain skateboard
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Karena sekarang di bumi aku tidak bisa melakukan apa-apa
Without the man up on my back
Tanpa orang itu di belakangku
Now when most people think of heaven
Sekarang ketika kebanyakan orang berpikir tentang surga
They see those pearly gates
Mereka melihat gerbang mutiara itu
But I looked a little closer
Tapi aku melihat sedikit lebih dekat
And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"
Dan ada tanda yang mengatakan "Dilarang Bermain Skateboard"
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Jadi jika kamu ingin datang ke surgaku
Well we're all gonna have a ball
Kita semua akan bersenang-senang
And everyone you know is welcome
Dan semua orang yang kamu kenal dipersilakan
'Cause we got no gates or walls
Karena kita tidak memiliki gerbang atau dinding
Singing
Menyanyi
If I die before I wake
Jika aku mati sebelum aku bangun
At least in heaven I can skate
Setidaknya di surga aku bisa bermain skateboard
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Karena sekarang di bumi aku tidak bisa melakukan apa-apa
Without the man fucking with it
Tanpa orang itu mengacaukannya
And then I got to the gate
Dan kemudian aku sampai di gerbang
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
Mengeluarkan daftar yang telah aku sebut takdir
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
Maaf teman, kamu tidak bisa masuk
You gotta a list here that doesn't end
Kamu memiliki daftar di sini yang tidak berakhir
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
Kamu marah karena aku merokok ganja
You teaching any classes in how to cope
Apakah kamu mengajar kelas tentang bagaimana mengatasi
I'll find a place to rest my head
Aku akan menemukan tempat untuk beristirahat
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Aku lebih suka sendirian sekarang bahwa aku sudah mati
Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
Seperti Christian Hossoi jauh di tahun 87'
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
Kita akan melakukan trik Christ air's sampai kita sampai di surga
You think I really care that I miss my Biology
Apakah kamu pikir aku benar-benar peduli bahwa aku melewatkan Biologi
Got my education in stale fishology
Aku mendapatkan pendidikan dalam stale fishology
With all your rules you gots to chill
Dengan semua aturanmu, kamu harus santai
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Aku akan berputar seperti Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
Aku akan berputar karena aku punya keterampilan
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz, got the skillz, got the skillz
Aku akan berputar karena aku punya keterampilan, punya keterampilan, punya keterampilan
Heaven is a halfpipe
Surga adalah halfpipe
If I die before I wake
Jika aku mati sebelum aku bangun
At least in heaven I can skate
Setidaknya di surga aku bisa bermain skateboard
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Karena sekarang di bumi aku tidak bisa melakukan apa-apa
Without the man up on my back
Tanpa orang itu di belakangku
If I die before I wake
Jika aku mati sebelum aku bangun
At least in heaven I can skate
Setidaknya di surga aku bisa bermain skateboard
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Karena sekarang di bumi aku tidak bisa melakukan apa-apa
Without the man fucking with it
Tanpa orang itu mengacaukannya
If I die before I wake
Jika aku mati sebelum aku bangun
At least in heaven I can skate
Setidaknya di surga aku bisa bermain skateboard
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Karena sekarang di bumi aku tidak bisa melakukan apa-apa
Without the man up on my back
Tanpa orang itu di belakangku
If I die before I wake
Jika aku mati sebelum aku bangun
At least in heaven I can skate
Setidaknya di surga aku bisa bermain skateboard
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Karena sekarang di bumi aku tidak bisa melakukan apa-apa
Without the man fucking with it
Tanpa orang itu mengacaukannya
If I die before I wake
Jika aku mati sebelum aku bangun
At least in heaven I can skate
Setidaknya di surga aku bisa bermain skateboard
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Karena sekarang di bumi aku tidak bisa melakukan apa-apa
If I die before I wake
ถ้าฉันตายก่อนที่ฉันตื่น
At least in heaven I can skate
อย่างน้อยในสวรรค์ฉันสามารถสเก็ตได้
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
เพราะตอนนี้บนโลกฉันทำอะไรไม่ได้เลย
Without the man up on my back
โดยไม่มีคนที่อยู่บนหลังของฉัน
Now heaven would be a DJ
ตอนนี้สวรรค์จะเป็น DJ
Spinning dub all night long
หมุนดับทั้งคืน
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
และสวรรค์จะเป็นแค่การพักผ่อน
With Jesus packing my bong
กับพระเยซูที่เตรียมบงก์ของฉัน
And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
และถ้าคุณไม่เชื่อในพระเยซูและโมฮัมเมดหรือพระพุทธเถิด
And while the world is warring
และในขณะที่โลกกำลังสงคราม
We'll just sit back and laugh at you
เราจะนั่งย้อนหลังและหัวเราะคุณ
Singing
ร้องเพลง
If I die before I wake
ถ้าฉันตายก่อนที่ฉันตื่น
At least in heaven I can skate
อย่างน้อยในสวรรค์ฉันสามารถสเก็ตได้
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
เพราะตอนนี้บนโลกฉันทำอะไรไม่ได้เลย
Without the man up on my back
โดยไม่มีคนที่อยู่บนหลังของฉัน
Now when most people think of heaven
ตอนนี้เมื่อส่วนใหญ่ของคนคิดถึงสวรรค์
They see those pearly gates
พวกเขาเห็นประตูสวรรค์ที่มีไข่มุก
But I looked a little closer
แต่ฉันมองใกล้ๆ
And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"
และมีป้ายที่บอกว่า "ห้ามสเก็ต"
So if you wanna come to my heaven
ดังนั้นถ้าคุณต้องการมาสวรรค์ของฉัน
Well we're all gonna have a ball
เราทุกคนจะสนุกสนาน
And everyone you know is welcome
และทุกคนที่คุณรู้จักยินดีต้อนรับ
'Cause we got no gates or walls
เพราะเราไม่มีประตูหรือกำแพง
Singing
ร้องเพลง
If I die before I wake
ถ้าฉันตายก่อนที่ฉันตื่น
At least in heaven I can skate
อย่างน้อยในสวรรค์ฉันสามารถสเก็ตได้
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
เพราะตอนนี้บนโลกฉันทำอะไรไม่ได้เลย
Without the man fucking with it
โดยไม่มีคนที่อยู่บนหลังของฉัน
And then I got to the gate
แล้วฉันได้ไปที่ประตู
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
ดึงออกรายการที่ฉันเรียกว่าชะตากรรม
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
ฉันขอโทษเพื่อน คุณไม่สามารถเข้ามาได้
You gotta a list here that doesn't end
คุณมีรายการที่ไม่มีที่สิ้นสุด
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
คุณโกรธเพราะฉันสูบกัญชา
You teaching any classes in how to cope
คุณสอนคลาสในการรับมืออย่างไร
I'll find a place to rest my head
ฉันจะหาที่พักหัวของฉัน
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
ฉันมีความสุขมากขึ้นเมื่ออยู่คนเดียวหลังจากที่ฉันตาย
Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
เหมือนกับคริสเตียน โฮสอย ในปี 87'
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
เราจะทำ Christ air's จนกว่าเราจะไปสวรรค์
You think I really care that I miss my Biology
คุณคิดว่าฉันจะแคร์ที่ฉันพลาดชั้นเรียนชีววิทยา
Got my education in stale fishology
ฉันได้รับการศึกษาใน stale fishology
With all your rules you gots to chill
ด้วยกฎของคุณทั้งหมดคุณต้องเย็นใจ
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
ฉันจะ twist out เหมือน Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
ฉันจะ twist out เพราะฉันมีทักษะ
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz, got the skillz, got the skillz
ฉันจะ twist out เพราะฉันมีทักษะ, มีทักษะ, มีทักษะ
Heaven is a halfpipe
สวรรค์คือ halfpipe
If I die before I wake
ถ้าฉันตายก่อนที่ฉันตื่น
At least in heaven I can skate
อย่างน้อยในสวรรค์ฉันสามารถสเก็ตได้
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
เพราะตอนนี้บนโลกฉันทำอะไรไม่ได้เลย
Without the man up on my back
โดยไม่มีคนที่อยู่บนหลังของฉัน
If I die before I wake
ถ้าฉันตายก่อนที่ฉันตื่น
At least in heaven I can skate
อย่างน้อยในสวรรค์ฉันสามารถสเก็ตได้
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
เพราะตอนนี้บนโลกฉันทำอะไรไม่ได้เลย
Without the man fucking with it
โดยไม่มีคนที่อยู่บนหลังของฉัน
If I die before I wake
ถ้าฉันตายก่อนที่ฉันตื่น
At least in heaven I can skate
อย่างน้อยในสวรรค์ฉันสามารถสเก็ตได้
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
เพราะตอนนี้บนโลกฉันทำอะไรไม่ได้เลย
Without the man up on my back
โดยไม่มีคนที่อยู่บนหลังของฉัน
If I die before I wake
ถ้าฉันตายก่อนที่ฉันตื่น
At least in heaven I can skate
อย่างน้อยในสวรรค์ฉันสามารถสเก็ตได้
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
เพราะตอนนี้บนโลกฉันทำอะไรไม่ได้เลย
Without the man fucking with it
โดยไม่มีคนที่อยู่บนหลังของฉัน
If I die before I wake
ถ้าฉันตายก่อนที่ฉันตื่น
At least in heaven I can skate
อย่างน้อยในสวรรค์ฉันสามารถสเก็ตได้
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
เพราะตอนนี้บนโลกฉันทำอะไรไม่ได้เลย
If I die before I wake
如果我在醒来之前死去
At least in heaven I can skate
至少在天堂我可以滑板
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
因为现在在地球上我什么都做不了
Without the man up on my back
没有那个人在我背后
Now heaven would be a DJ
现在天堂会是一个DJ
Spinning dub all night long
整夜播放dub
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
天堂就是轻松地躺在那里
With Jesus packing my bong
耶稣在我旁边抽烟
And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
如果你不信耶稣、穆罕默德或佛陀
And while the world is warring
而世界在战争中
We'll just sit back and laugh at you
我们只会坐在那里嘲笑你
Singing
唱歌
If I die before I wake
如果我在醒来之前死去
At least in heaven I can skate
至少在天堂我可以滑板
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
因为现在在地球上我什么都做不了
Without the man up on my back
没有那个人在我背后
Now when most people think of heaven
现在大多数人想到天堂
They see those pearly gates
他们看到那些珍珠门
But I looked a little closer
但我看得更仔细
And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"
有一个标志写着“禁止滑板”
So if you wanna come to my heaven
所以如果你想来我的天堂
Well we're all gonna have a ball
我们都会玩得很开心
And everyone you know is welcome
你认识的每个人都欢迎
'Cause we got no gates or walls
因为我们没有门或墙
Singing
唱歌
If I die before I wake
如果我在醒来之前死去
At least in heaven I can skate
至少在天堂我可以滑板
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
因为现在在地球上我什么都做不了
Without the man fucking with it
没有那个人在我背后
And then I got to the gate
然后我到了门口
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
拿出一个我一直称之为命运的名单
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
对不起朋友你不能进来
You gotta a list here that doesn't end
你有一个永无止境的名单
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
你生气是因为我抽大麻
You teaching any classes in how to cope
你教任何应对的课程吗
I'll find a place to rest my head
我会找个地方休息我的头
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
我宁愿现在死了也不想独自一人
Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
就像Christian Hossoi在87年那样
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
我们会一直做Christ air's直到我们到达天堂
You think I really care that I miss my Biology
你认为我真的在乎我错过了生物学吗
Got my education in stale fishology
我在stale fishology中接受了教育
With all your rules you gots to chill
你所有的规则都要冷静
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
我会像Mike McGill一样扭曲出来
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
我会扭曲出来，因为我有技巧
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz, got the skillz, got the skillz
我会扭曲出来，因为我有技巧，有技巧，有技巧
Heaven is a halfpipe
天堂是一个半管
If I die before I wake
如果我在醒来之前死去
At least in heaven I can skate
至少在天堂我可以滑板
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
因为现在在地球上我什么都做不了
Without the man up on my back
没有那个人在我背后
If I die before I wake
如果我在醒来之前死去
At least in heaven I can skate
至少在天堂我可以滑板
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
因为现在在地球上我什么都做不了
Without the man fucking with it
没有那个人在我背后
If I die before I wake
如果我在醒来之前死去
At least in heaven I can skate
至少在天堂我可以滑板
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
因为现在在地球上我什么都做不了
Without the man up on my back
没有那个人在我背后
If I die before I wake
如果我在醒来之前死去
At least in heaven I can skate
至少在天堂我可以滑板
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
因为现在在地球上我什么都做不了
Without the man fucking with it
没有那个人在我背后
If I die before I wake
如果我在醒来之前死去
At least in heaven I can skate
至少在天堂我可以滑板
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
因为现在在地球上我什么都做不了