Evil I

[EVIL OVERLORD]
I'm the man with the evil master plan
I've got it all laid out on an evil diagram
Gaze into my evil eye
I'm the bad guy

I'm a sinister, insidious, and sneaky spy
I'm grumpy in the morning and I often lie
No cowboy private eye
Is going to foil my evil schemes or spoil my evil dreams
You know that I'm the evil overlord
If evil had a game show then you know I'd win a special award
I'm universally abhorred
I'm the bad guy
I'm the bad guy

[EVIL HENCHMAN & EVIL OVERLORD]
He's an evil chap, that's an evil booby-trap
I'm the man with the evil master plan
He's got his pushpins all pushed in on an evil Mercator map
I've got it all laid out on an evil diagram
If you gaze into his evil eye pretty soon you'll see the light
Gaze into my evil eye
You'll reel and spin and feel a chill and
I'm the bad guy
Then you'll realize he's the villain

I'm a sinister, insidious, and sneaky spy
He's an evil guy, a sneaky superspy
I'm grumpy in the morning and I often lie
He wakes up really cranky and almost always lies
No cowboy private eye
No cowboy secret space detective super private eye
Is going to foil my evil schemes or spoil my evil dreams
Could ever thwart his evil sport

You know that I'm the evil overlord
He's the evil mastermind
If evil had a game show then you know I'd win a special award
He'd win the Showcase Showdown on the Evil Price is Right
He's the guy you like to dislike
I'm universally abhorred
He's just not very nice
I'm the bad guy
He's so not very nice
I'm the bad guy
He's just not very nice
I'm the bad guy

[EVIL OVERLORD]
I'm evil!