The Poor Misfortune of a Dimwitted Lemming

One, two, three, whore!
I took this girl home last night
She didn't even want to talk
Her mind was corrupted by
Patron and Rolling Rock

And in the morning she ran away
How can she be so cruel?
Why do I always get played?
Why don't I ever get the girl?

All I ever wanted was you
All I ever really needed was you

I held my hopes up high for this one
But in the morning she left my bed just like all the rest
No second thoughts about my feelings
You stupid bitch I hope you burn in hell for this
So once again I am just labeled as a whorе
With every girl I know thinking less of mе more
I play it smooth so they can't tell I have a heart
But the truth is these girls are tearing me apart

All I ever wanted was you
All I ever really needed was you
You turned my world dark gray and blue
But all I ever really needed was you

They use me cuz I'm fun
But I'm not relationship material
They'll find comfort in someone else
Why don't I ever get the girl?

All I ever wanted was you
All I ever really needed was you
All I want, all I need, all that I hoped for was you
All I want, all I need, all that I hoped for was you to walk away
Oh god, let me find somebody new
Cuz as long as you're here with me
I can't move on