New Boobs
MIKE BURKETT, STEPHEN DOUGLAS KIDWILER
Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want thirty six D
I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams
My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
What I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be
Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
Is painless and quick, local anesthetic
Now my body is a model,
A flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know
The reason I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore