I'm A Rat

I'm a rat in a trap
And I'm happy about that
Because everyone believes that I was caught

Now they feel so good about themselves
'Cause they like to watch me suffer
Until they found it in their hearts to help me out

So I thanked them and apologized for all my bad behavior
I blamed it on my addiction to cheese
Now everybody likes me and thinks I'm rehabilitated
And I finally get to do what the fuck I please

I'm a rat
And I don't wanna hear your sermon
I am a vermin
And I'm always gonna gnaw on things
I know will aggravate you

I'm a rat acting like a good doer
'Til I go back to my sewer
And ingest my chosen poisons

I'm a rat
I'm a rat
I'm a rat
I'm a rat

And I put myself in that trap
'Cause I'm a rat who will race your human races
I don't want the pole position
I won't live on competition
I'm a rat who figured out how to win
Without anybody losing
Or at least not ever knowing they were beaten

'Cause I'm a rat
I'm a rat
I'm a rat
I'm a rat

And I put myself in that trap
And I'm happy about that