I’ve Become A Cliché

You know how it is! I'm i'm i'm
I'm 40 now and I got a family
And I got shit to do and, you know
I made the decision when I was 40
I'm goin' on the wagon, you know?
No more drinking, no more drug taking, no oh
This? This is a beer
But you know this is light beer!
It's it's not even like drinking beer!

I've become a cliché i've become a cliché
I've become a cliché i've become a cliché
Okay, well, I'll have a drink or two at shows
But only to loosen up
I totally stopped doing drugs
Oh, prescription drugs are you know
That's different
It doesn't have to be my prescription
If a doctor prescribes these drugs
They've gotta be pretty safe but, you know
I definitely don't do street drugs anymore
I mean, unless you've got some

I've become a cliché i've become a cliché
I've become a cliché i've become a cliché

Oh, you're not holding that's cool
No big deal you know
I never do it unless it's just around
Or someone's offering it oh, I know a guy!
Yeah, he's he's like 10 minutes away
I'll i'll drive i'll drive
You know, I got money too!
Oh, oh we yeah we could just stay here
Or i'll be back in 20 i've become a cliché
I've become a cliché i've become a cliché
I've become a cliché

Whaddya mean? This is not last call
This is first call
We'll we'll i know a place we can go
We'll go right you threw up!