Go To Work Wasted

i'm overhung, overslept. i'm ripe, desheveld, perfectly unkempt. i like my drink mit toast and eggs. the best bloody mary you've ever tasted. go to work wasted. go to work bombed. ya gotta pull a shot before you start the job. i wanna operate heavy machinery. i wanna watch online pornography. you gotta go to work high if you're getting paid low. you gotta put your nose to the grindstone, stoned. that elbow grease will get you fucked. you don't wanna be a jerk or smuck. fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.