Chai Tea

"It's so peaceful out here. Do you drink tea out here?"
"I drink chai"
"You drink chai tea?"
"Yeah, only out here though. I don't drink it..."
"Um, do you have chai tea, can I have some?"
"No I don't have chai tea."
"Fuck you Nightwalker."
"Hahaha"

[Verse 1:]

Yeah, yo
When it comes to females, I'm attracted to the weird ones
And I'll have them at my house, with one solo on their eardrums
I appear fun when I buy them rounds of shots
And they can't say no when I tell them I live around the block
And as soon as they notice my "writer's never die" tat
They start imaginin' the crib that I recline at
And I find that askin' questions and listenin' works better than lying
Tryin' to make yourself sound interesting
So when they tell me that they're in to things I nod my head (oh yeah)
But I'm thinkin' about them layin' naked on my bed (hahaha)
And while they tell me where they're from and all these different lies
I'm hoping that they swallow, and they got a descent nipple size

"Oh, oh yeah, yeah I know some people from over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah tell them I said waddup. Yeah, yo you wanna go back to the crib?"

[Verse 2:]

Yeah, yo, yo
The toughest part is initiating the conversation
So the second time I catch them starrin' that's my invitation
With no intimidation, I gracefully raise my glass
And if they raise it back, I'm conversatin' fast
I tell them that I think they're cool, and try to be sincere
But I know they're from out of town, 'cause I ain't never seen 'em here
You need a beer, or you want to come outside to smoke and talk
You want to do some shots, uhh hold that thought
At this point, it's a wrap in every aspect
And I ain't even have to tell her that I rap yet
Let's take those shots at my place, and play some beer pong
When we get there, I'm acting real surprised that all the beer's gone

"Oh what? I just bought a 24 pack. My fuckin' roommates must've drink 'em. Mothafuckers."

[Verse 3:]

Yeah, yo
Sometimes if you play the game enough, you'll hit the jackpot
A cool ass chick with a boyfriend, that's mad hot
Now take my advice and be cool to these chicks
'Cause they won't bother you unless they're drunk and need dick
And these bitches are usually the best fucks
There's nothing worse than bringin' a dope chick home to find the sex sucks
Plus they don't play no games, it's straight to business
The only con to this is that they don't like you takin' pictures
But that's cool, I ain't no photographer
I like music, and she hits them high notes when I'm finger poppin' her
This isn't popular, but I'll smack 'em and choke 'em too
Never trust a chick that you just met that's deep throatin' you

"The women I got, I don't have to tell them what to do. If I got to tell them what to do, I'll sit them up on the highway <--(?), and get them away from me. I don't deal with women I gotta tell what to do, they know what to do."