P.C. Religion

I was down in Atlanta on a Sunday eve trying to
Pick up some liquor but I could not perceive why the
Sign in the window said no liquor sold, and I
Realized on Sundays no al-co-hol was sold and I said

P.C. religion coming down from capitol hill …
’cause if they ain’t made no law about it, you can bet they will

I was still in school and in the marching band. I used to
March my trombone across this holy land. One year the
4th of July parade was held on the 5th because you know
The Fourth was a Sunday. That ain’t no lie. You know that

P.C. religion coming down from capitol hill …
’cause if they ain’t made no law about it, you can bet they will

Well I was up in the mountains talking to some people ya know we
Get along real well ’cause they like my people and my
Southern fried religion, coming down from heaven. You know that
Southern fried religion keeps me going twenty-four seven!