Step by Step

[Intro/Chorus: Nice & Smooth + both]
I’m Greg Nice and I am Smooth B
Say what? I am Smooth B
We’re Nice & Smooth
We came here to have a party Say what?
Have a party…Get up and shake that body

[Verse 1: Greg Nice]
‘Cause it’s so ridiculous, like Cheech & Chong
Here to make things right that was wrong
He was wack, so he got gonged
Samson, Delilah, and King Kong
I want an actress, or a female singer
Her perfume lingers
Yo, I got a taste for Kim Basinger
The only undercover lover hip-hop swinger
Dance, ‘til ya can no more
Drink your drink with a crazy straw
I can go pop or I can get raw
Remember the man with the manicure?
My sister had a baby, it was premature
Flip to B-side, it’s a funky encore
Giving you more than what you bargained for
1991, catch us on tour

[Chorus: Nice & Smooth + both]
I’m Greg Nice and I am Smooth B
Say what? I am Smooth B
We’re Nice & Smooth
We came here to have a party Say what?
Have a party…Get up and shake that body

[Verse 2: Smooth B]
Can I get a witness to the fact that I’m dope?
Believe where there is life there lies hope
Things get cloudy sometimes and I can’t see
Then I start to wonder: what’s the reason I MC?
‘Tis the mind that makes the body rich
Hold me, G, before I smack this…ahem
Spilling a drink on my shoes
She ain’t nothin’ but bad news
Ever since I came to the joint
Pulling on my clothes, trying to prove a point
She thinks that I’m a star, of course, I’m not
I get a little respect, my records are hot
Now I don’t need to hassle—bartender, a Sex on the Beach
So I can slur my speech
And look around the atmosphere, over there
A face like Venus, body like Cher
Oh yeah, so then I step to her
Later on that night, I slept with her
She forgot she had a man so wept with her…