Saturday Morning

[Intro]
Come on pinch your nosie
Bend over, touch your toesies
Waddle in a circle, doodle loodle loodle loo
Try to take your words back
Stick it in your butt crack
Chopper eat your face up like a boom boom boom boom

[Chorus]
Come on pinch your nosie
Bend over, touch your toesies
Waddle in a circle, doodle loodle loodle loo
Try to take your words back
Stick it in your butt crack
Chopper eat your face up like a boom boom boom boom
Cauliflower earsies
Collarbone in pieces
Your screams as sweet as candy, oh my, oh my!
Never have I ever
Played hopscotch with a liver
But you seem like you really are dying to try

[Verse]
Woke up on a weekend
Amygdala is tweaking
Splashed my face with water, no fear, no fear
I’ve got that Truman syndrome
With a dash of Jigsaw mental
So in reality I don’t know what’s up!
My captain crunch contained some teeth
And in my bath, I’m smelling bleach
That might explain the ketchup stains across my wall
Chloroform jar empty
But hacksaws I got plenty
Who went through, disorganized my old toolbox?
Cement laid in the crawlspace?
Welded closed the big safe?
Easy bake is oozing red, that can’t be right
Since when do I own so much rope
Who put those bones in my compost
Must have sipped too many A and Wrights last night
Neighbor Stevie rang my doorbell
He asked if mowing went well
I stared at him until I said, “Stevie, what the heck?”
He said he thought it rather queer
But I had borrowed his John Deere
Which is fine, although it had been 3 AM
I wish I knew who made this mess
I can’t remember, tried my best
I need a cup of wake ‘er up to clear my mind
I mixing up the Yerba Mate
With extra ethyl acetate
But before I drank, the SWAT team dropped through my skylight

[Chorus]
Come on pinch your nosie
Bend over, touch your toesies
Waddle in a circle, doodle loodle loodle loo
Try to take your words back
Stick it in your butt crack
Chopper eat your face up like a boom ba boom ba boom
Cauliflower earsies
Collarbone in pieces
Your screams as sweet as candy, oh my, oh my!
Never have I ever
Played hopscotch with a liver
But you seem like you really are dying to try