The Great Secretary Massacre Of 2003

I cheat on you, in fact
Your friends at work have seen all of the signs
They say you'll catch me in the act
It's only a matter of time

And for all their problems they blame men
They're only jealous no one's ever wanting them
I love you, baby
Don't let them try to get inside your head

I sleep around a bit
The secretaries seen all of the signs
They say you shouldn't put up with it
They know a million better looking guys

And for all their problems, they blame men
They're fucking jealous no one's ever kissing them
I love you, baby
Don't let them try to get inside your head

You can tell me they're your friends
They'll be sorry in the end
No more spying, no more stalking
No more typing, no more talking

They'll be dead but I'll be done
I'll take them out one by one by one
One by one, one by one
I'll take 'em out one by one by one

They fill your head with lies
You know that but you're starting to give in
I can see that in your eyes
Stop asking me, I told you where I been

I've been stalking and destroying every one
I track the scent of coffee breath, of spearmint gum

I love you, baby
Don't let them try to get inside your head
I love you, baby
Don't let them try to get inside your head