Playboy Superstars
Thought I'd always be alone
Never thought I'd hear the phone
Ringing like it'll never stop
I hear it, I hear it, I hear it
Again and again
I find it hard to get some rest
The doorbell rings, it's Mrs. X
Says she needs a man who's new
I did her, did her, did her too
Again and again
Oh, if I never see
Times as good as these
I'll pray and wish them back
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Thought I'd have a better life
If I never had a wife
Live like playboy superstars
And do it, do it, do it
Again and again
Now I've fallen to my knees
Begging them to let me breathe
Otherwise my heart may stop
From beating, beating, beating
Again and again