I’ll Never Drink Again

Last nights party is hanging over
I shouldn't even bother going into work
I'm useless my, head hurts
The bedroom is my bathroom
The bathroom is my bedroom
You get the idea

But I'll drink on your birthday
I'll drink when you die
Don't drink every morning
But I drink every night
I drink when I'm happy
I drink when I'm sad
But I'll never drink again
Don't hold me to that

So I'll go play The Echo
No pay but I'll get drinks though
There's gold inside the Coors flow
I feel like a million bucks
I guess that's how it started
My memory has parted
It emptied out my pockets and filled up my gut
But I'm still thirsty

I'll drink on your birthday
I'll drink when you die
Don't drink every morning
But I drink every night
I drink cause it's funny
I drink to relax
You tell me you're sober
Hey I'll drink to that
I drink when I'm happy
I drink when I'm sad
But I'll never drink again
Don't hold me to that
No I'll never drink again