Burger

(In background you hear violins playing the jingle of a very well-known food company commercial often aired in Italy)

(Some knight:) "Un brindisi!" (A toast!)
(King:) "Ciambellano!" (Seneschal / Master of Ceremonies!)
(Seneschal:) "Si, vostra Altezza!" (Yes, my Lord?)
(K:) "UN happy meal!" (A Happy Meal!)
(S:) "Come vuole, ecco." (Sure. Here you are.)
(K:) "Coff.. gouggh..." (Coughs)
(S:) "Sire!"
(K:) "Ma questo happy meal... freddo!" (But.... this Happy Meal... is COLD!)
(S:) "Ma, vostsra altezza..." (But... Sir...)
(K:) "Ma questo happy meal... fa schifo!" (But.... this Happy Meal... SUCKS!)
(S:) "Ma..." (But...)
(K:) "DECAPITATELO!" (Decapitate him!)