Salt Lake City

There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
Except the one thing that you want me
We went across the mighty Rio Grande
And saw Disneyland and the sea, you and me

But there's one thing I'll never do
Not even for you, not even for you
Not even for you

I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City
I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City
I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City

There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
Except to walk among the Osmond crew
I know you're plannin' for a latter day
But you can't betray what you know in Provo

That there's one less town on the globe
And if you must go there
You're goin' alone
Not even for you, not even for you
Not even for you

I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City
I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City
I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City
Even if they tell me I can stay
Even if they resurrect my brain
I don't wanna go there
I don't wanna go insane

Nobody loves me, nobody cares
And when I die there won't be nobody there
Nobody loves me, nobody cares
And when I die, and when I die

I'm not pure, and I'm not pretty
I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City
I'm not livin' in Hello Kitty
I'm not goin' to Salt Lake City

I'm not i'm not, no, I'm not
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm not
Oh, no, no, I'm not
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm not