Too Fat to Walk

I can make it on the East Side
Make it on the West Side
How you gonna be
When you're pullin' in my boat?

I can take it up to Fresno
There I know you won't go
How you gonna be
When you're down?

You say you are too fat to walk
And I just smile and say can't stop
If you could hold up to my height
Then we could be just everything

I can eat it in my fat legs
Take it out, it feels great
How you gonna be
When you're chokin' on a bone?

I can take it up to Fresno
There I know you won't go
How you gonna be
When you're down?

You say you are too fat to walk
And I just smile and say can't stop
If you could hold up to my height
Then we could be just everything

I can make it on the East Side
Make it on the West Side
How you gonna be
When you're pullin' in my boat?

I can take it up to Fresno
There I know you won't go
How you gonna be
When you're down?

You say you are too fat to walk
And I just smile and say can't stop
If you could hold up to my height
Then we could be just everything

You say you are too fat to walk
And I just smile and say can't stop
If you could hold up to my height
Then we could be just everything

You're too fat, you're too fat
You're too fat, you're too fat
You're too fat, you're too fat
You're too fat, you're too fat

You're too fat, you're too fat
You're too fat, you're too fat
You're too fat, you're too fat
You're too fat, you're too fat

You're too fat, too fat, too...