Take It Like a Man

When the big picture makes you feel small
And your good friends are good for nothing at all

Don't pretend that it's not your fault
You gotta take it like a man
When you lash out against society
And your cell-mate says, "You belong to me"
Take it like a man
You gotta take it like a man
Take it like a man
And find yourself in penitentiary

When you can't make your prick get hard
Once you realize that you're not in charge
It makes your codpiece feel a little too large
You gotta fake it like a man
Fake it like a man

When your big-ass truck keeps on breaking down
You wanna holler but you can't make a sound
And your big-barreled gun misfires every round
Take it like a man
You gotta take it like a man