Ian Can't Stop Waving In The Zoom

Ian can't stop waving in the zoom
He loves to wave when he leaves the room
Some people think that Ian's insane
He's not! He really just like to wave

It started out one class day
I looked up to the screen
Ian was sitting there waving back at me

I waved and said "hello"
He stared and waved at me
He wasn't going anywhere sitting like a tree

And like a tree
In the wind
Ian sat and waved
And like punch
In the chin I sent him on his way

Now that Ian is gone from zoom
There's so much less wave here in this room
It's kind of sad to see him go
But I kicked him out, but I want you all to know

Ian can't stop waving in the zoom
He loves to wave when he leaves the room
Some people think that Ian's insane
He's not! He really just like to wave