Dunderheads

What if we were intelligent
Not the bungling dunderheads we are
Thunder on a mountainside
But you sit locked inside your car

Munching on your sandwiches
On Day 600 of the war
Maybe we can start again
On another world, another star

If not duffers won't drown
If duffers won't matter at all
If all bungling dunderheads
Then just let Humpty Dumpty fall

What if we were beautiful
Not the bungling dunderheads we are
Thunder on a mountainside
On another world, another star