Technodrome

[Intro]
I grew up in a house where the presence of turtle meat is normal
The fridge is always full of it
Everybody, everybody harvested turtles, including my parents
Turtle soup, my favourite
(Hahahahahahahaha)

[Verse 1]
You niggas old news
Wavy as pair of berry boatshoes, stay wake and don't snooze
Play the game straight and you won't lose
On FL or Pro Tools, I run through whole crews
Tote Ooze like Professor Perry
And still'll carry tools (Brrt)
Link with white chicks, I'm Terry Crews
They watch my every movе (Hah)
Heavy on the booze
Chain flashin', lookin' likе he threw confetti on the jewels
Lady sings the blues, you fools seem dazed
They confused, on why my tapes get amazing reviews
Heavy punchlines in your face 'til it bruise (Yeah)
We follow protocol, and I be breakin' the rules
Should of been a bus driver how I take 'em to school (Urr)
Shake and bake, Ricky Bobby, break his ankle in two
I'm tryna be the first dude to rob a bank on the moon (Yeah)
Flow tough like tryna eat a steak with a spoon
Bad boy, not Mason or Loon
Stay tuned, zookeeper, let the ape in the room
A straight goon (What?)
Krang, that's my ace boom, maroon Jordan 6 hot as late June
Shittin' on these rappers like I ate prunes (Uh-ah)
Villain with the chrome mask on, no, it ain't DOOM (No)
I got the booth rate with the bomb, tick, tick, boom
Seal your fate
The masked man won't reveal his face (Never)
I go retarded as Gilbert Grape (Hahaha)
I'm James Harden at Madison Square Garden
Gold green, the Michigan's stay spartan
Niggas ain't startin', they comin' off the bench
Crossovers and assist, I'm the point they hate guardin'
The snake charmer, makin' love to your eardrums
One Corona left in the freeze, let's make a beer run
Mink coat dragon like Shenron
You need seven Dragon Balls to beat me
My bitch look like Chi-Chi
Shredder on the loose again, callin' all cards
Put your favourite rapper to the test like Nardwuar (Nardwuar)
Catch me in the mall, I'm coppin' like Paul Blart
Prada bubble jacket, you shoppin' at Walmart (Hah)
Pushin' a small cart, headed for self checkout
I unzip the Carhartt vest and whip the TEC out
Wallets on the floor, everybody get the heck out
Tonight my niggas dinin' on whoever stick they neck out

[Chorus]
Seal your fate
The masked man won't reveal his face (Diamonds)
I go retarded as Gilbert Grape
In the Land of the Lost I own real estate (Yeah)
They try to lock me away, and I still escape (And I still escape)
Seal your fate
The masked man won't reveal his face
I go retarded as Gilbert Grape
In the Land of the Lost I own real estate
Technodrome off the lot with the dealer plate (Urr!)
Seal your fate
The masked man won't reveal his face
I go retarded as Gilbert Grape
In the Land of the Lost I own real estate
They try to lock me away, and I still escape
Seal your fate
The masked man won't reveal his face
I go retarded as Gilbert Grape
In the Land of the Lost I own real estate
Technodrome off the lot with the dealer plate (Hahahahahahahaha)

[Outro]
Big Umbrella, Diamond Dallas, Ral Duke
Oroku Saki, nigga
Super (Diamonds)
You want to kill him, don't you?
That's right, I torture him to death (Hahahahaha)