Funeral

[Verse 1: Mickey Avalon]
Dead man walking with a gangster lean
No dope with my pants and my drawers ain't clean
Mama went to scream but the bitch was a no show
Taking hits make her miss her kids funeral
Papa went to preach but the prick was a no show
Playing with guns made him miss his sons funeral
Kid sis was a trip and she squealed like a pig
With tears in her eyes and piss down her leg
Tapped out keg and a bottle of bones
At the scene of the crime, suicide and a spoon
99 fish love balloons
Don't go as high as I was that noon
Should've known better and I should've wrote a letter
But the Av never been known as a go-getter
Now don't go crying like you give a shit
Where was your ass when I was smoking it?

[Chorus: Andre Legacy & Mickey Avalon]
Come one, come all, Avalon's funeral
Throw your skirt and your high heels on baby doll
One and all, it's the Av's funeral
Shiny shoes, put your best suit on
Come one, come all, Avalon skewer
Throw your skirt and your high heels on baby doll
One and all, it's the Av's funeral
Shiny shoes, put your best suit on

[Verse 2: Mickey Avalon]
Sixteen tons and what do you get?
A hot plate on the floor and a cold sweat
No remorse and no regrets
If I had to do it over I'd up the bet
Check your coat and your hat in the back
With the blind old man and the dumb black cat
Take a seat as the priest preach tells us
Hell is sleep on stone and concrete
On beat, off beat
Cigarettes and coffee
Found the Av deceased on Long Beach
Little boy lost in a field full of poppy
Face up with a grin on my chin
'Cause I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm again
Wipe your eyes and fix your tie
Say a prayer for the kid and tell my bitch I lie

[Chorus: Andre Legacy & Mickey Avalon]
Come one, come all, Avalon's funeral
Throw your skirt and your high heels on baby doll
One and all, it's the Av's funeral
Shiny shoes, put your best suit on
Come one, come all, Avalon skewer
Throw your skirt and your high heels on baby doll
One and all, it's the Av's funeral
Shiny shoes, put your best suit on

[Verse 3: Mickey Avalon]
The devil came knocking and we went for a spin
Black Cadillac, gold-tipped fins
I didn't beg, I didn't plea, I didn't boast
He, passed the pipe and away we drove
Free bass on the PCH
No breaks in a high-speed chase
Satan wasn't taking a chance
He was swerving through the trees and we was breaking all the branches
Dancing with wolves
Front row centre 'cause the Av got pull
Kids if you want to know 'bout me
Dip your cigarette in PCP
Best in the 'bis and the rest is his'
Mickey Avalon made it big off his dick
A life of crime got me trying to find the highway to heaven that I left behind

[Chorus: Andre Legacy & Mickey Avalon]
Come one, come all, Avalon skewer
Throw your skirt and your high heels on baby doll
One and all, it's the Av's funeral
Shiny shoes, put your best suit on
Come one, come all, Avalon skewer
Throw your skirt and your high heels on baby doll
One and all, it's the Av's funeral
Shiny shoes, put your best suit on