If I Were You
Save yourself, she said
My favorite boy has got a crush
He loves a girl who drinks too much
And Im the one who thinks too much, mm hmm
I see the things he doesnt see
The way her eyes are dark and mean
And he cant get away fast enough for me
Cause you could hold her down
And you could call for help
But if I were you, if I were you
If I were you Id save myself
She holds her head and starts to scream
Says she had this fucked-up dream,
To me shes just a drama queen, mm hmm
And Im the ordinary one
Wholl be there when her show is done
But I cant say what might become of her
Cause you could hold her down
And you could call for help
But if I were you, if I were you
If I were you Id save myself
Pages and pages of stories in your notebook
You could save her and change her from sick to sorry -
Heres a mirror...
You like the intrigue and the rush
You love the girl who drinks too much
And Im the one who wants too much,
I know I should let it go
Cause I could hold you down
And I could call for help
But I am me, and you are you
And I can only save myself