Fortnite funny season 1

[Intro: MGB The Yak]
They don't even know what's about to hit them

[Chorus: BASSET & MGB The Yak]
Sometimes life gives you bad luck
Snake eyes, cock die, a bunch of other crap
Sometimes you can't choose what what is chosen
Soon you'll face the wrath of my rap
(They don’t even know what's about to hit them)

[Verse 1: MGB The Yak & BASSET]
Graham, the master of foreign cars (Aww)
BASSET, the master of four bars (That's me)
He's had his YouTube privilege removed (Man)
The cake smoother was smooth, so I smoothed (Yah)
I blitz fruit together, now it's a smoothie (Tasty)
2 plus 1 is 3, now it's a poopee (Quick maths)
Times it by 97, now it's a rupee (Awww)
Fuck all the haters, and fuck the groupie! (Ahh!)
I bought two cola bottles with my 2p (Awww…)
I bought four cola bottles with my 4p
Times that by 10 now its a fourty
Do you like hurling? Nah I'm not sporty
O-O-O-O-O-Oh Jake Morris is the best hurler alive (King)
Better than Alice and better than Clive (Noobs!)
My favourite food is so not a carrot (Oh)
Gold stars for me, you get a de-merit (Ahh)

[Verse 2: BASSET]
Beginnings, genesis, origins edition
We're all part of their omission
Fuck that though, it's not the start of the story
That matters to us, it is only the glory
Seriously though, do you think it's smart
To go around without your fart?
No! Fucking idiot
Why don't you go and put
Your pants on, and go
And on, bon, a scone, a scone is yummy
Yummy, yummy, tasty in my tummy
Yeah, bada bat dat dat dat, yo!

[Chorus: BASSET]
Sometimes life gives you bad luck
Snake eyes, cock die, and a bunch of other crap
Sometimes you can't choose what what is chosen
Soon you'll face the wrath of my rap

[Verse 3: BASSET]
Many people are put in a crap situation
From the start, their lives are a devastation
They want vacation from their misery
They want to escape, they want to be free
But they can't it's too hard to achieve
They're suffocating slowly, they need to breathe
If we will vibe with them, we'll flow with ease
Too much concern 'bout all bare p'z!

[Chorus: BASSET & MGB The Yak]
Sometimes life gives you bad luck
Snake eyes, cock die, and a bunch of other crap
Sometimes you can't choose what what is chosen
Soon you'll face the wrath of my rap
(They don't even know what's about to hit them)

[Outro: BASSET]
Sometimes life gives you bad luck, o-oh it hurts
Snake eyes, cock die, and a bunch of other crap
Sometimes you can't choose what what is chosen
Soon you'll face the wrath of my— cock!