Possible Theme For A Future TV Drama Series

All you TV producers
Looking for a catchy theme
Here's one
It's gonna make you cream

Use it in your new cop show
Commercial or even the news
Or how about
Bill Collins' movie reviews?

And it goes like this

Coulda been a hit tune
But who wants to be a star
When the money in jingles
Is better by far?

Who needs the hit parade?
An audience ready-made
Watchin' your favourite show
So everybody knows

So, all you TV producers
Looking for a catchy theme
Here's one
It's gonna make you cream

Use it in your new cop show
Commercials or even the news
Or how about
Bill Collins' movie reviews?